The diary of a fat woman who chose lap band surgery, and discovered that the band doesn't work unless you change yourself. You can email me at: firstname.lastname@example.org
Recipe: Low Fat Death by Chocolate
Cynnara sure knows how to make a diet recipe sound delectable, doesn't she?
----- Forwarded Message ---- From: Cynnara T <email@example.com> To: ChangelingPress@yahoogroups.com Sent: Fri, February 18, 2011 9:48:38 PM Subject: [ChangelingPress] Recipe: Low Fat Death by Chocolate
Death By Chocolate
This low-fat dessert is made by layering prepared fat-free instant chocolate pudding, slices of fat-free chocolate pound cake, and fat-free whipped dessert topping in a large bowl, then sprinkling with chocolate chips.
Prepare pudding according to instructions. Cut cake into 12 slices. In a trifle or clear glass bowl, layer cake slices, pudding, and Cool Whip; repeat 3 times. Sprinkle top with chocolate chips. Chill.
I’m doing the happy dance! After weeks of no weight loss results because my willpower was weaker than a kitten, I finally had a temper tantrum. I was tired of being sabotaged by my darlings, who do not have to watch their carbs. While Randy is thin as a rake and Dante not so thin, both have the right to eat as they please.
Before my tantrum, they’d eat their carb-loaded goodies right in front of me, leave the food out where I had to look at it, desire it, and eventually snitch some of it. Worse, they’d actually encourage me to cheat by offering to share or whining when I made healthy meals.
I absolutely must shrink my liver. If I don’t shrink the liver, the surgery must be cancelled. Therefore, it’s imperative that my weak willpower must be shored up with something.
Finally, I had a breakthrough and a tantrum. After I “explained” to Randy how he and Dante were unconsciously sabotaging my diet, he wo…
Subject: Cake in a Cup Here is the recipe for you to send out to 'The Troops'… In a large ziploc bag (or other suitable container) mix and store: ·1 package Angel Food cake mix ·1 package regular cake mix (any flavor) When the "sweet tooth" craving hits, mix in a coffee cup, ramekin (or other suitable container): ·1/3 cup cake mix ·3 tablespoons water Stir well, microwave for 90 seconds and enjoy! OMG!! So good! 3 PointsPlus Add to recipe as desired – but don't forget to factor in those extra points. Suggestions: ·Add pineapple ring, diced apple or other item(s) prior to adding the mix ·Add a caramel Hershey's Kiss for a 'molten lava' center <2 more points> ·Vanilla, maple or other flavored extract